Let’s just start off by saying April is not turkey time. If you want to do this recipe at any time during the year other than the winter holiday season, do yourself a favor and take the advice from the butcher at Whole Foods “if you know ahead of time you are going to make this, call us 24 hours in advance and we can defrost a turkey and cut it up for you”. Lesson learned my friends, lesson learned! I swear I had seen turkey breasts the week before and wrongly assumed (you know what they say about ass-u-m(e)ing!) they always had them. The butcher said he could have it defrosted and cut up by 3:30 that afternoon so I went back. The other butcher looked at me funny, went to check on the turkey and said “it’s solid as a rock”. That’s when he gave me that little tidbit of wisdom! Needless to say, with crock pot dinner Wednesday happening pronto, I had to substitute something so I went for the turkey leg instead of the wing. I am just not a wing fan. I don’t get wings…
Anyway, here’s my bit on turkey legs: They’re gross. I used to LOVE them when I went to amusement parks or fairs or the like, but the last time I got one at Magic Mountain a few years back (by the way, that was a sad day. That was the day I learned I had officially become old. Wahhhhh!!) That day included the best laugh I think I have ever had in my whole entire life! We rode Goliath and on the way down the biggest drop, the G forces took over and made my right eye close which made me giggle, which is hard to do when you are hurling through space by the way, which made me laugh even harder. When we got off we looked at our picture and I swear I looked like a cartoon with my tongue hanging out of my mouth like a dog! My husband and I were in absolute hysterics!!! The kind where you can barely stand, much less breathe, and the tears stream down your face (if you were able to stand up), but you weren’t because you thought you were going to die from not being able to breathe, and you had to maintain some sort of composure because you are in public… Ahhh hahahahaha! Of course we bought the picture and if I can ever find it again, I’ll gladly post it! (Ohhhhh, good times! Good times!) Now where was I? Turkey legs, oh yes! That turkey leg was so full of cartiledge I had to peel it back to get to the meat. Gross. I figured it was the hormone laden variety that made it so, but friends, I was wrong. The organic turkey legs from Whole Foods had cartiledge too… yuck. Of course, these turkey legs weren’t made from turkeys on steriods, so they were smaller.
Back to the recipe! I just used plain organic whipped cream cheese because that was all that was available. I followed the rest of the recipe exactly. Unfortunately since I’m learning the ins and outs of crockpot land, I had no idea how long to cook the legs and ended up cooking them way too long. I set the timer for 3 1/2 hours and they were already way past done at three hours.
I must say I am willing to try this recipe again. It wasn’t a 5 star recipe, but I think that was because of the lack of the breast. My family enjoyed it along with mashed potatoes and a box of Trader Joes stuffing. I’d try it again!
Herbed Crock Pot Turkey Breast
Adapted from allrecipes.com